Daily Prompt: Being Communicative!

Daily Prompt: Someone or something you can’t communicate with through writing (a baby, a pet, an object) can understand every single word you write today, for one day only. What do you tell them?

Toby,

I know we like to pretend that you can understand every single word we say to you, but deep down, we know you can’t. So, just for today, I wanted to tell you this:

  1. I am sorry that we make you ‘talk’ in such a weird voice – but it’s just too cute!
  2. When we call you upstairs, it does not mean you will be having a bath (unless it’s Christmas).
  3. When we walk past the V – E – T s, it doesn’t mean you will be going in there – but when you do, I want you to know how sorry we are.
  4. When I stop stroking you, you give me such an evil look! I’m sorry, but I can’t pamper you all day.
  5. I am sorry for making fun of the fact you have no thumbs.
  6. I’m sorry for making fun of the fact you can’t lie on your back like most dogs can.
  7. Please don’t wipe your mouth on the sofa after eating – it’s messy and a strangely human thing to do!
  8. Try to be less antisocial around other dogs.
  9. Thank you for being so understanding when we talk about life after your death (sniff)
  10. I love you!

x

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