Daily Prompt: Whether it’s a trashy TV show, extra-pulpy fiction, or nutrient-free candy, write a thank-you note to your guiltiest guilty pleasure.
Dear Jerry Springer,
Thank you so much for all the hours spent sitting in open-mouthed shock, laughing/cringing at the guests on your show. You never fail to entertain. Sometimes it’s nice to just get away from the lie detector and DNA tests of Jeremy Kyle and switch to something with a bit more…oomph. I mean, you can always anticipate a wig being lost in the process of a fight, the revealing of incestuous love and even some indecent exposure – not only from the fighters, but also from outgoing members of the audience. The best thing about it? Absolutely nothing gets resolved.